Mitch.21.Denver
I am a leaf upon the Wind
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June 19th 13 · 210,455 notes
June 18th 13 · 2 notes

walt just straight up let that beautiful dark-haired girl die. heavy shit, yo

June 18th 13 · 10,007 notes
June 18th 13 · 0 notes
spacedoutforever:

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”


Omg
June 17th 13 · 3 notes

for the first time in two weeks i cooked a rather large and tasty meal from which i ate every last bit; left me completely full and satisfied without any nausea. 

all thanks to one of colorado’s finest cannabis edibles